Hamsterrific

Oh! Oh! What's this? Billy's updating! Oh my GAWWD! *cough*

Billy!! Will you fuck me hard and rough?? I like it anyway I can get it! rough, hard. in areas that should be for out only.. you get the picture! PEACE Billy!! *Someone Joel Knows* ::wink wink::
What, so now Joel's the only one who knows you? Weak, man. Hella weak. Lol.

Bill-eh.I was going to get a tiara so i could be pretty like you. ^_^
Awwwesome. Good plan.

i love brownies
Doesn't everyone?

none of my pet suvived more than 10 years....my cat got pragnent and gave birth a lot of time but they alway died when their still kittys....my chickens died beying eaten by a whole family of forest foxes...the onlyone that suvived are my fishes more then 20 i guess
Das ist schleckt, meine Fruende.

you know some of your answers make you look/sound very wise...for your type...
Care to share with the class what exactly "my type" is?

i got 8% for my math...why do i always fail when it not a big exam....my friend which sit next to me got the same result as me...were so alike...axcept she's in her kiddy cartoon fantasy and i'm in dilemma try to draw my caracter twin brother which i pick you...you pesonality really suit it....i'm having a hard time trying to draw the hair
That sucks...just keep working at it, you'll get it eventually.

guess what, me and my friend found a ummm...pregnecy test at the girls toilet...young tenages these day really suck....last time there was a...hmmm..gosip i guess...about a girl form 2 i think...gave birth at the girls toilet..i'm totally freak about these gossip i mean my school rule is completely tight and these thing still happen. i'm gonna kill my friends for skipping school(22 july)....
Shit like that happens no matter how strict the rules are. That's just the way it is.

toodles..going to eat. kinda fav. dish but it meat...red meat...i hate red meat. this dish is the only red meat dish that i posibble..can eat...oh yes hungry..forgot a moment..
Wait...it's your favorite food...and it's red meat...but you don't like red meat...What?

do you like seafood?
...Vegetarian.

what is your favourite disney move....
Disney is the devil. Satan in cartoon form.

You're so damn FOYNE!!!! Marry me and make me the happiest girl ever, please.
Already get married, hun, sorry.

i can spell hammmstir too! WATCH, H-A-M-M-M-S-T-I-R! YAY Do u love me too?
No. I kinda wanna hit you actually.

you know there a kid in my school looks like you only that he's darker(skin) and a busybody and always have a diffrent hair style everyday best part every girls in my class hate him...but i love you..i have so many fav. as the same as the boy in my class...sometime when i heard him sing any of good charlotte song...i always complete it  and friend will laugh at the end...she's weird...but i'm more weird that her and my others friend...
Um...ok?

I almost forgot your birthday..got exam..anyway happy belated birtday!!!!
Thanks.

are the rumoures true that you maried Linzi???...
Not yet...

People tell me that I look like you.
Cool cool.

WILLIAM DEAN MARTIN!!!
YES THAT IS MY NAME!!!

hello how are you?
Not too bad. How about you?

halo rocks. i kick with rocketlauncher and sniper. ~MissKT!~
Score.

Joel
No...Billy.

Todays my birthday! So, do I get a hug and kiss now?!??! You promised me one!
*hugs* *muah* Happy birthday. Even though it's super late and...yeah.

If you really are -the- Billy Martin, then I just want you to know that you have been the biggest idol and inspiration to my life. Musically and artistically. I'm just like you that I love to draw comics and all that, and you are just so talented in everything. I want you to know that you should be appreciated so much more and be recognized for what you do, rather than just because you are hot and famous. I mean you are, but heh..that's not what makes a person great. = )
Praise from someone who can actually speak properly! It's a miracle! Thank ya.

how many licks to the tongue?
What the hell does that even mean?

billy You are so hot! Can we be friends?
On the basis that I'm hot? No.

i love ur eyes
Thanks ^_^

is joel dating hilary duff i bet its a lie am i askin a stupid question
No he's not.

So I hear you used to be a welder by day and an exotic dancer by night...?I'd kill to see you in leather pants.
Flashdance style.

not to be rude or anything but why won't u answer my goddamned mother fuck'n questions?
Because you probably asked stupid ass questions.

i know what u did last night because I was there! shame on u :~
Pshh, liar.

have u ever ran across gay hamsters i mean besides benji and Joel
Cos Benji and Joel are SO hamsters.

Billy how long have you been datein' linzi? What do you like about her?
Since high school. She's jus generally a pretty cool person.

do ya like tombraider? i beat the first one and now im workin on the secoond one. i just beat zelda too.
Aaaagh, Zelda owns my soul.

i bought two brother hamsters a while back and one ate the other's leg. their names are george and rick. george only has three legs. i had to separate them. just thought you might want to hear a story. PEACE!
He ate the other's leg?! That hella sucks! Poor George...

nofx sux
Your face sucks.

YOU DO NOT 'UGLY' yourself up with pink eyeshadow it makes you look sexy and ooooooooooooooohh makes me melt and send shivers up my body
Apparently not when I have white on top and pink on the bottom witth no eyeliner.

this is sick and unusual. some of these poor people actually think that you are seriously billy martin because they are too stupid to read the DISCLAIMER message at the top of the page but it is pretty funny and mastermindish.
Isn't it sad? But, ehh, what can ya do? If they're too dim to read the disclaimers then that's their problem.

is "go hump a cow" mean? i always say that when people are mean...ha that rhymed but anywayz...
Ehh, if they're being stupid and deserve it, no.

joygasm i like that. can i use that?
Go ahead, knock yourself out.

Okay, I watched the Israel's Son video and I still don't understand why 27???????
Daniel Johns. 27 shirt.

billy, i was reading the comment about the girl with gothic hamsters.. want me to shoot her for you? heehe
Please do.

hey billy, can i wrestle u in chocolate pudding? puhlease -Benj
*sigh* Heh heh heh...maaybay.

Awww... you put my poem on your blog. You're so sweet ^_^ thank you vedy mucho. *Mad Love-Trist*
It was a work of art Tristen darling.

That's all kiddies! I'm off to steal my video games back from dear Christopher...Perhaps shove his head into a jar of peanut butter.

Lata kids,
~Lil Billy


Billy wrote @ 6:30 PM ||

Updating. Not really, just answering questions...

How's about a nice fuck?
How about no?

Man, everyone's asking for a shirt. I would much rather have
a..............kiss!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeease

*muah*

what kind of vido games do u got?
Are you kidding? All kinds dude.

hey, tomorrow your birth day huh? well im not sure i'm gonna
loggin tomorrow but i wanted to say congratulations.

Congratulations for what? Being born? Thanks though.

happy birthday billy! i sent you a pretty card yesterday
Thanks :)

God your funny,"Billy".Although id like to read something
else other than just questions! <3

Yeah...eventually you'll get something else. Promise.

Wow.........You remind me of a poptart..........You're cool
cuz you're hot. Hehehe

Lmao! That, my dear, is awesome.

Why 27?
Watch the Israel's Son video from Silverchair. Then all will be understood.

why is it no1 notices how sexy you are?
Cos I ugly myself up with pink eyeshadow?

hey billy ijust wanna tell you that u look like i dude that
i'm in love wit ass

The guy you're in love with ass? What?

hey billy i just wanna say that theres a lot of realy f***ed
up ppl that post stuff in here but i still luv you
anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Er...thank you?

Yo billy why do you like make up so much ?
Because it's hot. And I'm hot. Thus, me + makeup = super hot. Get it? Whoo.

billy is if want people to talk to you why don't you fucking
blocking them?

Because I hate you.

Billy, I saw that you didn't want to give out your E-mail
address to some people because you weren't sure if they were a "stalkery"
person or not, I, however, am a "stalkery" person (One which is capable
of proper English, grammar, and punctuation at that!) and now that you
know that, I feel we have a common bond (in a sense). After me short
confession about my stalker-like tendencies, can I have your E-mail
address?

It's really not that hard to find my email address...you really wanna email me, it wouldn't be that difficult.

go kick joel in the ass and tell him to start answering our
questions

I think he did update.

yawn i'm tired
So go sleep.

I like your hair.
Thanks. Don't get many compliments in that department.

r u a guy?
Last time I checked.

hello
Hey.

OK, no offense to any of the fans that inputted a
question/comment (other than the fact that your spelling and grammar are
atrocious) but Billy, how do you understand them let alone respond to them? It's
like they have their own language or something!

Um...I can read?

hi sorry its killer meat of doom again i herd a rumor that
you were bisexual but it really doesnt effect me cuz i know not like alot
of these girls that we're never gonna marry you, but its ok to drream
about it, ah forget it hey i get easily entertained "hey look i have a
scar on my hand from a dog" big huge dogs scare me im terrified (rocking
back and forth back and forth) ok i thhiink ive made enough of an ass
of myself. oh i, me myself got this girl erica into you i got her
into all of the songs and shes taking all the credit and she was such a
ful out gothic personmajiger and now shes trying to be all preppy god shs
such a poser. oh my friend izzy says hi and your hot ok....well....bye

Reading that was a deeply enlightening experience.

hey i hate those people who keep talking shit about you if
they dont like you why are they writing to you do they not have a life
please write back. signed killer meat of doom

I dunno. They suck?

hey billy your silly...not suppose to be a rhyme. ok so do u
like AFI? I jus wanted to kno cause you seem like the dude who would
rock out to it, and i've also decided to get dredlocks that has nothing
to do with the question, toodles.

Pssh, yeah I like AFI! Yeah, just don't let people eat chips around you when you get dreads.

pictures of billy
Pictures of random faceless person sending me questions.

hey billy i waz reading all these ?'s and i realized theres
some realy fucked up people around here-jenn & chrissy

Yup.

hey billy why are u soooo damn sexy, i mean davey havok is
about as sexy as you too, and angelo. ok never mind, oh yeah and i'm in
school and high........with jen. chrissy

Because I am just that hardcore awesome.

Billy, your a really good guitar player!!! Go to our website
for our band. www.expage.com/sadisticpie it sux though cuz we cant
afford to pay for a good site.

Thanks. I'll go check that out at some point.

okay i read the thing with the spider teacher that u said to
bitch slap and my friend was like "that gay!" and the next day ended up
bitch slapping and calling the teacher a bitch whore or something like
that ... the teacher made her mad ... she was on her ridilin... :o)..
im bored.... i need ridilin....

...Yeah you do.

its fun to be the first person to open a new peanut butter
jar because if you do you cab write things in the peanut butter hehehe
and then you can eat it! WOW! isn't it amazing! Peanut Butter you can
eat! isn't that the best thing since edible toliet paper, wait that
doesn't exist. damnit it should.

Ew. Edible toilet paper. Gross dude. But yeah, peanut butter owns you.

my billy
No, MY Billy.

billy's girlfriend
*stab*

What's your hair like right now
Kinda longish. Black in front, blonde in back.

Yeah I don't have a boyfriend most of the guys are asses!
P.S. Please don't say anything about eating cookies.

You know, if you hadn't said anything about cookies, I probably wouldn't have mentioned them...but ooh look, you screwed yourself! Go have a cookie and quit complaining about guys. You don't want a boyfriend, don't get a boyfriend.

Yeah I read this page of people's Q's and they really scare
me! Is it just me?

No, they scare me too. *pat pat* It'll be okay.

I think I love you!
Wow!

What's Waldorf like?
I'm not from Waldorf hunny.

s
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Hi "billy" *ya rite read the DISCLAIMER ppl* anywayz I have a
gothic hamster named Lil Manson and hes wayyy better then ur
hamsters!!!!!!!!!! *im gonna have a gothic hamster army and train them to attack
billy martin posers MWAHAHAHA*

...I would suggest looking into therapy.

uh HELLO?! there ain't no way in HELL i'm goin over there
wit him smellin all like BONKEY!!!

Uh HELLO! You're a DUMBASS!!!

Billy, I lOVE YOU! I am your goth angel!
...

... how old were you when you had your first REAL kiss, you
know a .. ummm what do they call it *think'n umm.. french kiss yus-when,
where, and who didja have your first REAL french kiss with?

Last Tuesday.

can we fuck all night?
No.

i didnt still the saying"they should call u campbells because
u are umm umm good"from a jenny jones commercial,my brother use to say
it before he went to job core 2 years ago. i stoled it from him,sorry
the truth hurts.

Oh yes. That was a horribly painful thing to find out. I do believe I may be suffering from internal bleeding now.

Wait, wtf-about the tony kissing you thing you said to watch
it on their MEST CD or sutum what CD? Yus?

You people should really look into proper sentence structure. If you put Mest's self-titled CD in your computer and watch the behind the scenes footage, there's a part in there where Tony kissses me. Got it?

So your really not Billy you dickless freak?
...That about sums it up.

Hiya Billy! Joel-er JR and I were wondering if you'd like to
join us in a naked mud wrestling contest, He swears that he wont poke
you again ::wink wink:: You can stay dressed if ya want, we just thought
it'd be sexie to do it naked ::no pun::

Mud is so not my thing. Pudding maybe. Mud, no.

I have a poem to share with you all.

"Billy" by Trist
Billy Willy
You make me feel all silly
my silly willy billy

That, my friends, is a work of art.

~Billy.


Billy wrote @ 6:22 PM ||

Hey kids, updating. Wow.

Your're so aDORKable!
That was original. Snaps for you.

You can so run a hamster farm while making music! It's called
multi-tasking! Grrrrrrr, hurting other people like that. You better say
sorry that one chick who asked you that.

See, but guys can't multi-task, haven't you noticed.

I am so hurt. First you wouldnt marry me, start a hamster
farm with me and watch the Nightmare Before Christmas all day while eating
anything made with peanut butter, but now you won't even get me some
Jamba Juice. =( Okay, I will be better if you promise me that you will
never stop making music. Deal? It better be. Oh, yeah, you have to join
my ten finger club. It's a club for people with 10 fingers. Sadly none
of the other members of GC may join because they have 11. Yes, they
have invisible ones that only I can see. JK lol

Aww, I'm sorry :( I promise I'll never stop making music, and I'll join your happy little club. Yay? Yay.

Why are you so sexy?
I just am. That's just the way it is.

hey, i have this teacher at my school, and she always gets
mad at us 4 the tiniest things. She gives us tons of homework. She's
driving me crazy and i don't know what 2 do anymore.

Bitch slap her.

my friend says: u gave benji head? damn lucky! but if it was
the other way round...benji would b damn luckier!...ok back me....im
saying: she [mi friend] is strange, desperate...and, hehe, fell off her
chair laughin when she saw me impersonate 'ghetto'[yeh rite] joel...i
mean he's on pixie stix or something heavier... dunno but he needs
austin's swedish made penis enlarger pump, gtg, luv ya, from mandy and kate

I'm not Joel; thus, I don't give Benji head.

can't believe u fell for that 'chick', good thing you woke up
from thedream/nightmare before you hit the ground

The spider? Blech.

qgjqkldgfv <-how do u pronounce that? =P
Since there are no vowels, it's rather impossible to pronounce....um...yeah.

help! this high school chik called me a ntich [random eh?] so
i asked wot was up her ass, she sed 'u', so i sed 'i dont have to b up
ur ass to kno ur full of shit', and she said 'at least im not
fridgid'[fuk im only 14 so shes out of whak] and i sed 'y dont u light ur tampon
and blow ur box apart...coz its the only and ur eva gonna get'..not
here's the problem: we've been chosen to be in the same production of 'a
midsummer nights dream'...how do i fix it after i sed that????

You don't have to fix it, she was being a bitch first. If she's so lame that she lets stupid crap like that screw up your play, she's just a fucking dumbass and should be poked in the eye. Nice tampon thing by the way, very original.

omg guess wot? i got a SUPER-SIZE jar of peanut butter!!!!!
wanna share? coz we can sit, listen to silverchair and eat P/Bwhile
thinking of names for another 127 hmsters :D coz they rok! theres even a
japanese cartoon called 'hamtaro'! it rox! but its a lil scary coz they
all have really HUGE really glazed eyes...i wonder wot that chik puts
with their pellets or in their water? luv NZ chik =D

Hamtaro scares me......ack.

Hi Billy, hows it going? :)
Not bad, how about you?

YOURE NOT BILLY YOU LITTLE POSER
Good job! Cookies for the smart people who read the disclaimers!

WTF? yus? yes? slangdom rules
I suppose 'yup' would be an acceptable substitution for 'yes', but appartly 'yus' isn't....leave my slang alone fiend.

fuck
Thank you, may I have another?

ham
Doom.

dude , this guy next to me won't stop looking at my screen
secretly but I know he is cuz the way he's staring 0_o

Maybe he secretly lusts after you and is trying to find out more about you so he can seduce you.

You guy's should display a picture of you kissing 'tony' k's
? k's!

What do you mean 'Tony'? It was Tony, and he kissed me. I didn't kiss him. And if you really wanna see it, watch the footage on the Mest CD.

PLEASE,PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE can I have a shirt to?!?!?
Seeing as how I'm way lame and never mailed the first one (Sorry girl who I was supposed to send that to! I suck!), no.

hi billy can you please say something to me that will make me
happy....? i'm sad, depressed and i want to fucking kill the world

Um...I love you?

later chiltern?!
What's with you people dissing on my slang words? Doom on you.

there is this guy at my school who kinda looks like u (but ur
still the sexiest person 2 exist 2 me) and my friends say its betrayal
2 u if i date him!!!!!!!! im im major sh*t here!!!!!! ~imensely
confused amelia

I won't be horribly offended if you go out with him, hun. Go for it.

Welp, i was just sitting here listening to "Blue Monday" by
Orgy and i thought, why not drop 'billy' a note? so that's what i did.
*claps for self*

Radness to the extreme. I feel loved.

Please say yes!!!!!!! I'll even be smart and give you my
address then, unlike previous askers, so that you have somewhere to send it
^__^

Jebus...this about another shirt? Ugh. Um...no, sorry.

Everyone is asking, so I'm gonna ask to, Can I get a shirt
to??? Pretty, Pretty Please?????? ^_^

I'm thinking both of those were sent by the same person, so once again, no. Sorry.

I only drink strong alcohols...
That's nice...are you expecting a prize or something?

how often do you drink
Not very.

off the heezy
Fo sheezy.

r ppl alwayz assking u sik ash q.'s, cuz that'z juhst knot
write

I think Benji gets gross ones more than I do. Although I did have a girl asking whether or not I liked kinky sex for about a month.

hello my lovlie
Hi.

hey billy, you're silly, how big is you're willy? hahaha
wouldn't I like to know*

I'm sure you would like to know, but do you get to? Nope.

WTF is danke schon? I'm 'desperate' to know
It means 'thanks a lot' in German...Have you ever seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

OMG, my heart is broken , you know the guy I told you about?
you know the one who i see like 5x's a day - and I said I wanted to
tell him I 'loved'(I mean to say really LIKED) him at the end of the prom,
yea well HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND and that just BROKE MY HEART... will you
still be there for me?*kiss'z

That's sad. Don't give up, maybe he'll break up with her.

Hey man my friend has this major crush on you and boyfriend
is totally jeaulos of you and he syas if she goes to one of your
concerts he'll have to go w/her in case she meets you. And he says if she does
meet you hell have to kick you ass which i hardly doubt that hell even
try hes such a scardie cat. He's even afraid of me and im smaller than
him. lol

Someone's got an inferiority complex, lol.

Do you ever get tired of all these questions or comments that
are stupid and are not written in proper English?

Yeah. It's mostly just annoying because I can't fingure out what they're saying every once in a while. Netspeak sucks ass.

do u like teddy bear hamsters? .. they r small.. and fuzzy
..... ... .. . . . :D

Lol, all hamsters are pretty awesome.

oops.. *top to bottom like a luminous yellow /blond.. kik ass
no?

Um...what?

i ... i.. i.i.i. i... think that you should change ur hair ..
like groow it then like.... dye from the top of ur head to the bottom
and to the right side but not the left then do fire engine red on the
left then your banges(bangs?huh? is that riite? ... hmm.. (u can tell i
didnt take my medicine today woo hoo O.o)) and then then
then.......then.. (whoa... studder muck?...much...muck hehheh) your banges should be a
pitch black or or... like a black that shines dark purple... not tinke
winke purple dark midnight purple... trust me it would look awesome
with the way ur face is and your cheek bones.. sumone had hair like that
and i think its kikass need a picture? i dunno ... you reply and if im
ever bordid again i mite get back to ya ;) just kidding i have no life
:D ... :O ... :'( ....or friends... well... i dunno... will u be my only

Whoa...that hurt my brain...um...yeah.

Fine then i wont give you the gaint peanut butter cookie i
made for you if you think that i didn't know that silverchair owns me!
Duh I luv sliverchair!~BREEZY~I'm not like the other fans who hear about
and suddenly they like everything you like! I have always liked
Nightmare before Xmas, I've always liked silerchair, and peanut butter and
sushi, i thought i finally heard that some one had the same likes and
dislikes! *sniff sniff*...I going to go eat my cookie! (Oh ya Van Hellsing
looks like a fucking awsome movie, its the perfect movie for me all my
friends wouldn't like they are pussys! Well later)~Megalomaniac~AkA
BREEZY

Van Helsing does look really awesome, comes out tomorrow I think. Silverchair does in fact own you. And now you know.

Who said I owned Silverchair! Well duh they own me! What do
you think i'm stupid?~BREEZY~(Don't answer last question)

...? Ok...?

Hi Billy.. i have to admitt ur not my favorite.. but u have
answered my question and none of the other guys have.. so i just wanted
to say thanx.. and ur cool.. love ya and keep up the good work! MuAh!
aimz

I'm not your favorite? How hurtful. And what good work is that? Answering your questions?

NO I like YOU and well ...depends on a persons opinion
whether or not I suck, WELL LIKE YA , gtg, ttyl, byebye

Er...bye?

Why do you usually only update like 1ce every month?
I update whenever I feel like updating. If I was properly motivated I would update more, but alas, I am not.

Why does everyone hate me?
Maybe you smell bad.

DISCLAIMER: I am not Bobi nor do I know her. I met ____ and
_____ and _____. I'm not affiliated with GC in any way. So sorry to
burst you bubble.

Wow.

heyya remember me? I'm the girl that talked to you about the
guy I LIKED *cough*coughACCIDENTALLYsaidLOVE*cough*cough* well ,..
should I tell him I LIKE him? if he doesn't will you?

How exactly am I supposed to tell him you like him? Is this the same guy that has a girlfriend?

What's you're favorite number?
Take a wild guess.

what's u're real name?
...William...

im sad... my boyfriend broke up with me:'(
I'm sorry. Have a cookie.



You should all check out tHrOnE. Now. Right now. Do it.

~Billy

Billy wrote @ 7:47 PM ||

Hey, I'm updating. Wow.

Questions:

hi billy ur silly.. can i suck ur willy.. hehehe..
Wow, that was some deep shit right there.

my friend said said you suck and i liked you, well it's the
other way around

Wait...so...you suck and I like you?

There's this guy i like who i see like 5x's during the 5
school days and he's sooo cute {but u're cuter:D} and I really like him
butI'm not sure if he notices if I like him but he seems to,.......well
I'm not sure if he likes me or not but I really really like him, should I
tell him I love him at the prom at the end of the school year?

I wouldn't reccomend saying you love him, like maybe but the word 'love' is likely to freak him out like whoa.

can i have a peanut butter cookie?
Sure.

Hamsterrific -Billy Martin-
Wow, good job.

my friend said quote'"my friend likes you but you suck" ,...
yea u're dead sexy

Erm...ok? Thanks?

My freinds make fun of me cause rock and metal and they
listen to R&B and pop!

That's sad.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my hig's next time
...?

I've had better than you!!!
For serious?

hey hampsters r cul and if i didnt spell it right whose cares
(not me) hey any ways no offence but i dont like your recent hairdoo my
friend dose but i dont anyways no offence U STILL ROCK! -L8ter-
locachick Tell paul he rocks 4 me K?

Yes, I've been told it looks like I'm on chemo...real nice people. If you know you spelled it wrong, then go look up how to spell it, it's not hard children. And you could just tell Paul he rocks yourself...

To the person who hates gay people- thats really mean my
cousin is gay! He is perfectly find I love him so deal with it gay people
are everywhwere and if you can't execpt people for who they are and not
what they do then your just a jackass!~BREEZY~

Yup. Pretty much.

Suicidal Dream is my fav! Next to Findaway! Their Cd
Frogstomp is awsome! Still clean since 1996. Neon Ballroom is better! Later!
Oogie boogie style! ~BREEZY~:

Wait...Frogstomp is awesome, but Neon Ballroom is better...no no no, Silverchair in general pretty much owns you, thus none of their CDs are any better than any of their CDs.

You are way waaaaayyyyyyyy hotter than Benj
Danke schon.

billy, my hamster died......his mane was dean.....console
me....*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Awww I'm sorry :'(

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you! im your biggest fan...every
inch of my room is wallpapered with pics of you! i cant get enough! thats
why i think you should be with me....i love you!!! or you can just send
me that uber cool necklace you have...the star with the circle around
it that you wear in that poster......i want it really bad....I LOVE
YOU!!!!!!! ~*faryne*~

...No, you're creepy.

Hey Billy, they should call you campbells because you are umm
umm good,lol. Are you happy?And my mother is marrying this truck driver
dude so if you need anyonr to hall your band equipment look up
"Anthonys trucking" ,lol.Is this the "disclaimer" or Billy Martin?Stay cool and
rock hard.-Jaymie Stone

You stole that line from a Jenny Jones commercial, heh. A disclaimer is not a person, go look it up.

k, so me and my friends are trying to start a band, but we
need a name. wanna give us some advice?

Bluechair, or Purplechair or...Platinumchair.

WTF is jamba juice?
A smoothie restaurant place, they kick ass.

well fuck you very much
...Um...you're welcome?

HEEEY WHEN R YA GUNNA ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS I HAVE BEEN
ASKING?

Next year.

Jamba Juice is good. I want some.................would you
give me some? I'll give you a hug! Yup, that's a fair exchange.lol

Sadly, I don't have one on hand to give you.

I'm guessing the "psycho bald one" is chris. ha ha am i
right?

Yus.

YAY! Thanks for singing the hamster song, and making it up
for that matter. you rule. :)

Bitte.

i have......10 toes! and I have 10 fingers too! wow!
Holy shit! Are you serious?!

Don't listen to all these people, Billy. You can act as sexy
as you want because you are so damn fine!! lol, Hey. if you've got it,
flaunt it. lol =)

Will do.

Oh yeah! I'm awesome! Well, at least according to you, but
you still did not answer me on getting married and starting a hamster frm
together***tear*** Please answer me, it'll hurt my feeling sif you
don't.

I canb't run a hamster farm if I'm making music, sorry :(

Hey, my friend thinks u're an ugly ass guy, but you looked
even cuter before well,... before you did the whole TONS OF GEL IN THE
HAIR THINGY and painted u're nails BLACK and put EYE MAKEUP ON, but ya
still look cute to meeee:P , BYEBYEBYEBYEBYE

Umm...you suck?

i would just like to say that i knew that Davey Havok likes A
Nightmare Before Xmas. Daveys ill at the moment *sniffs* get better
soon Davey

Oh, that's sad. Poor Davey.

once...my friend had 32 hamsters...AND THEY ATE EACH OTHER!
*sobs long and hard*

Oh my god, that's terrible. Idk.

Why is the TV claiming the Olsen twins aren't twins anymore just because one of them dyed her hair? Where's the logic in that statement?

Later, chiltern.

~Billy.

Billy wrote @ 12:50 PM ||

You know what's tasty? Jamba Juice.

All righty...questions!

my freind likes you but you suck
That's cool. You suck too. We have something in common.

stop trying to act sexy because benji beats you way over the
top. you tell him that. tell him that hes better then you. you need to
cut the im-so-hot crap and get serious

What "I'm-so-hot crap" is this? You're mean. I hate you.

u make me sad.
I'm sorry. Have a cookie. Or better yet, some peanut butter. Or better still, some peanut butter cookies.

would you please stop trying to act sexy...
What's with you people? I am sexy. I don't have to try.

Billy... Why do you like hamsters? They aren't as smart as
rats.. rats are the bomb!! HAVE PET RATS! Their easier to train too!!
Ok.. ttul "RatGurl" aka *Sasha*

I like hamsters for the same reason you like rats, they're, as you said, the bomb.

i'm depressed because you wouldn't sing the barney song. :(
would you sing a hamster song?

Aww. Yeah, I'll sing a hamster song. Uh...Hamsters kick ass, they fucking rule, if you don't like them you...er...suck? Yeah. That was bad, sorry. This is why Overflow went nowhere.

Billy, marry me! We can start a hamster farm together and eat
peanut butter and watch The Nightmare Before Christmas(my fav movie)
all day! Please***gives puppy dog pout***And look, I can spell!lol

Haha, dude, you're awesome!

you are too skinny. i seen your ewwwy legs and hands. sick.
eat some food billeh. oh and benji is so hotter then u

Why do you people feel the need to tell me Benji's hotter than me? To you feed off other people's low self-esteem? You suck. And my name's BillY with a 'y'.

hey billy can i have a t-shirt too??? pleaseeee
Uh...because the other person didn't send me their address, yes.

"I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner, for that is what I'd
truly like to be" Who would want to be a hot dog? i think it would be
depressing

That would be depressing. That's a really jacked up song.

billyyyyy *bursts into tears* someone said that you were
talking trash about me *pouts* is it true?

Seeing as how I dunno who you are, we're gonna go with no on this one.

can i have your e-mail? cuz i want to send a card to you on
your birthday(homemake one) don't try to said why do you send your card
to one of your(you) fan site cuz i quit beying a member of a club or
some thing sometimes it boring.so PLEASE!!!!!!!!:) ihope you understand
what i'm writing cuz my sister siad every time i write or say seem to be
nosense.......i think:(

Had to read that a couple times, but I got what you were saying. Sadly, you cannot have my address. Even though you probably are a non-stalkery person, you never can be too careful. But yeah...sorry!

what to do when a kid in school seem to look like you but he
a *FREAKIN BASTARD* and i wish to kill him but that would be rude.
usually some of the kid in school always call me shorty, but this
*BASTARD* is differnt.(they never underastimate my in art and english ohh
sometimes geography.....he he im good)

Uh........

give my one good reason why i write to you when i'm bored or
trying to cover something when i'm surfing the internet

Because I'm cool? I dunno, you tell me.

What ever happened to GC's first drummer?
Aaron? He's in his brother's band, Wakefield now.

What's Your Real Name? William? Yes/No ? (choose one)
Yeah, William.

Shit, man just now found out about the 12 yr old thingy and i
asked you a diff. question and it was saying you have issues about it,
but naw, I'm 16 and I ware makup but not as much as that 12 yr old was
probably wearing, so.....JUST LIKED TO SAY SORRY YA KNOW, :P BYEBYE
love your band :D

Ehh...It's ok...and thanks.

What up? How's Life? Hey I'd Like To Ask You A Question,
Well,... Have You Guy's Ever Been To Alaska? I Mean, No Band (popular band)
Has Ever Like Gone To Alaska Because They Think We Live In Igaloos Or
Sutum And That Pisses Me Off Considering I'm Inupiat, Do You Think Your
Guys'z Band Would EVER Come To NOME Alaska? It's Quite Really A Nice
Small Town,...*thinking to self***I wonder if this'll even be read in the
next month or so.... well BYEBYE LOVE YOUR BAND

Nope, never been to Alaska. And I have no idea if we'll be going there...er...Sorry.

That's all. I'm gonna go play video games with a psycho bald one now.

~Billy

Billy wrote @ 6:58 PM ||

Do You Want My Email Address???
Are you the kid asking for a shirt? Then...no, I'm gonna need an address to mail said shirt to...

Billy wrote @ 8:18 PM ||

Question time. Joygasm.

why don't you like paul touch you?Is he gay?
What in the world are you talking about? And no, Paul is not gay.

how could you even manage to take care 172 hamsters?(explain
every detail.)

It's 127 actually, and I rule like that.

okey i know hate question about linzi but i need to know are
you really dating her

*glare* Doom on you and your Linzi fixation.

will you sing the barney song with me? "i love you you love
me we're a happy family"

No. You suck. Hard.

...send me a tshirt
Fine. What's your address? I will.

hey billy...is this...your real...website/blog?...
........yes.

I LUV YOU!
Rad.

r u really billy frum good charlotte and what do u say 2 the
rumor that ur gay

I say, there's nothing wrong with being gay, so whether I am or not is rather irrelevant.

Billy, I heard from one of your fellow band members
*coughjoelcough* that you dont go by the "under 18 illegal" law...shame shame
shame on you if it's true!Oh, and, you should go 2 this 1 site I found,
www.greatestjournal.com there are alot of journals on there u might
like.Mine on there is www.greatestjournal.com/users/--------------.Oh, and
I'm that chick that said I could say I love you if I want to so....LOVE
YA !!!!!!!

Well...well...he fucks his twin! *cough* I mean...I'm not a pedophile.

I want hamster for my birthday! (21) but my mom says that
they are just rats!!! but they are soooo cute! I want one!!!!!:( *sad*

That's not cool. But if you're turning 21 can't you just buy one yourself?

guess my name.............Ok I'll tell you my name is Evil
Bitch from hell, I like to be called that cause everyone calles me a
bitch anywayz, and I'm evil, and pretty soon I'm going to hell!

That's sad. Or...maybe not...ehh...*hands you a cookie* Here. Be happy. Or at least...uh...not as pissed off as you usually seem to be.

Ok, then fuck off! Naww jk
Fine...*sniffle*

DO YOU LIKE THE CHANNEL FUSE? i DO EXEPT AUTHENTIC HI HOP OR
ANYTHING RAP OR ANYTHING POP OR HIP HOP!

Yeah, Fuse is pretty rad. I was on IMX a little while ago. Isn't that special?

theres this dumbass at my school who calls other people fat
asses (I'm one of them) and those people ain't fat and he is one of the
fattest kids in school and he has tits, not she, he!

Low self-esteem. He probably thinks that he'll seem cool if he acts like a total fucktard and is really mean to everyone else. Or maybe he just doesn't wear a supportive enough bra. Either way, don't let him get you down.

I scared the hell out of myself today! My friend told me
she'd give me $10 if I sang a britney spears song ( get this I atually
did!) I hope my friend doesn't go tellin people what I did otherwise I am
gonna kick some ass!

Hey, I think anyone would sing Britney Spears for $10.

That's all kids.
~Billy


Billy wrote @ 7:28 PM ||

It was the twins' birthday yesterday. They're 25 now. It was actually a pretty cool day, we had a party and stuff, but the twins ran off togther about an hour after everyone got there and didn't show up again for a while...but yeah...

why you hate paul touch you
...Why do I hate Paul touch me...? Uh...what now?

know what pisses me when people say i'm smiling I really
don't know how to smile. I hate smiling and tried it once how does that
bitchbarbie do it?

Could have something to do with the fact that she's a doll.

sad no one mentions twins b-day!
I just did.

my fish died yesterday. can you say a few words that I may
recite at the burial for you? His name was sid by the way.

Aww, I'm sorry. That's sad. Um...say "He was a wicked awesome fish and his radness will be missed." Although I don't know if he was a rad fish, but I guess if you're having a burial for him, he must have been. And you probably won't get this in time to actually say it at his burial as you sent that a couple days ago, but yeah...I'm sory your fishy died :(

do I get mad easily? If you say say yes then FUCK YOU I DONT
GET MAD EASILY DUMBASS!

Well, if you're the same person who sends me questions all the time saying that you do in fact get mad easily, then yes and you can't tell me to fuck off because you said it first.

I love 'the door'!!!!! I dont get how people can come on here
and be like, "Oh Billy, I love you so much!" they dont even know
him.you! Now me,...I'll say it if I want...love ya billy! so AHAHA!

Er...thanks.

Yup, that's it.

~Billy


Billy wrote @ 6:43 AM ||



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